Party of five

By Five Is The Spiciest Number - 09/07/2022 14:00

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Today, while I was helping my parents clean their house to my dad's playlist, the song "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" started playing. My mom very casually said to my dad, "I did tell you, but you did anyway. Five times, in fact." Guess how many children my parents have, including myself? FML
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Shzusuziq11 10

I hope you don't think they only had sex those 5 times??

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Chazzster 28

I think Mom though she was being clever and funny - Her intended audience was probably your dad, not you. God only knows if you and all your siblings were intentionally or “accidents”. But you can learn from this that if you are going to have sex, use birth control or a condom unless you really want children.

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Shzusuziq11 10

I hope you don't think they only had sex those 5 times??

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Chazzster 28

I think Mom though she was being clever and funny - Her intended audience was probably your dad, not you. God only knows if you and all your siblings were intentionally or “accidents”. But you can learn from this that if you are going to have sex, use birth control or a condom unless you really want children.

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RichardPencil 30

Not enough information to solve this puzzle. I'll just guess that 5 of you are unwanted accidents. I hope you're one of the planned pregnancies. If you are assuming that 1 ejaculation = 1 baby, it just doesn't work that way.

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