Turbulence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Hope

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 006
You deserved it 3 158

Comments

Soak your hair in tea tree oil and blow dry, everyday for a week...no sweat.

Say to him, "I hate to nitpick but...."

...can you please throw yourself out that window?"

oh my gosh that sounds horrible!! :( good luck!

I would tell the airline about that I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be too happy about him doing that. That is freakin nasty. Who doesn't know they have lice?!

If someone has a dry itchy scalp they wouldn't know.

All you need to do is find a new seat. if the planes full, ask for a shower cap. ain't shit gunna get in that hair ! then go get some lice shampoo after the flight to make sure that guy didn't infect you...

Omg! I'm getting itchy just reading your post. With the length of my hair I'd ask to have my seat switched or light his head on fire! LoL

Epikouros 31

No need to light his head on fire. Washing his hair with kerosene would do the trick.

Isn't it amazing to be bug free? Hope you don't catch them too.