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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

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By timmynotjimmy - 28/10/2009 01:28 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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By Dilemma - 28/11/2023 10:00

Today, my girlfriend has been nagging me to help her with her fantasy of being picked up and fucked in mid-air. I don't know how to tell her that its impossible until she loses about a hundred pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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Everybody has a body

By PixiXOXO - 26/07/2012 18:07 - Denmark - Birker?d

Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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lightningclicks 24

Wednesday 6 April 2016 23:54

you should sit your girlfriend down and tell her about all of the things that you love about her. Explain that you don't feel comfortable engaging in an anything that she's not 100% ready for. Good luck!

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 7 April 2016 0:01

I can't imagine many males being able to 'perform' if their partner had a terrified look on their face. That would feel a little rape-like I'd imagine...

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lunaangel 14

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:28

we are a crazy gender where when you tell us that we are pretty we will belive it for a second but if you tell us were ugly we belive it forever

molliekatz 6

Friday 13 May 2016 18:36

As a woman who secretly HATES my body I'll take a minute to tell you that she's a bit messed up now with your reaction and prolly won't ever forget it. BUT like another commenter suggested TALK TO HER! Sit her down and explain yourself. I mean its hard for us NOT to think we're gross when you don't get into it......BUT that doesn't mean that in time she won't be more accepting of your attention :) it just means you have a LOT of trust to build and if she's worth the work to you then you'll do the work and be patient. Its well worth the wait :)

Bt1234567890 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:41

Man what do u think she's gonna think . What if u had a small Dick. And you wip it out 1 day at about the same time she remembers a funny joke she heard. And snickered. What would u think . And could she convince u other wise? Dude everyone loses their hard every now and then for no reason. But in this situation I think you should have move into a different mode of love making . And simply ravished her whole body from head to toe ! This might have given her the reassurance that it wasn't her looks that caused YOUR issue.