Turn me on

By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States

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Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
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Calingaladha 21

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

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cksmith51 14

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

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MiaTheMartian 21

That's selfish of him. You're just as important as him in that situation.

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cosmicdancer84 7

is he controlling your masturbation habits?? **** that, that's so selfish and petty.

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savemeSheehan 8

dudes can be so selfish. id suggest not making it a permanent relationship as hes probably that selfish in person

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tiredofwaiting 25

He sounds like a control freak.

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AJGrote_89 6

Gurl, I feel your pain...FML

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GhostFox 33

This sounds rather alarming, honestly. If he's this focused on what he should get out of it over the phone, I would be worried about what he would be like if the two of you were together in person. There's also the fact he's basically saying his pleasure is more important than yours, which is not good for healthy sex habits with a partner. I'd keep an eye out for more abusive personality red flags, OP.

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SailorKelly 7

This is a RED FLAG. Long distance relationships are great but it's easier to hide abusive traits and sometimes people are completely different in person. If he's already this controlling then it's only going to get worse in the future. If he's trying to police how you touch your OWN body, imagine how he might react if he felt jealous or threatened. Please be safe.

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