Jailbird

By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
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Melayia 14

And you did this why? Doesn't seem like your problem to me.

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not_your_taco 15

Your ex needs to grow a pair. If his wife finds out on her own she'll be a lot more mad than if he just told her

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lovelockdown23 23

Your FML should be " Today, I found out how stuck on my ex husband I am. I protected him from his new wife finding out he was in jail by bailing him out. FML"

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not_your_taco 15

Your ex needs to grow a pair. If his wife finds out on her own she'll be a lot more mad than if he just told her

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jessi_sunshine 26

Not only that, but he shouldn't be calling his ex-wife for that. Part of being married and taking all of those vows means that you're supposed to have a built in best friend who will come bail your ass out of jail if need be. He/she is the person you're supposed to rely on, not your ex-spouse/SO. And I can't imagine that his wife will be pleased to find out who he called to bail him out when she does eventually learn the truth. She'll be even more pissed.

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False_Stupidity 41

I think OP should now inform her Ex's new wife what just happened, then sit back with popcorn and watch the show.

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mikelangele 15

She needs to grow a pair and tell him where to go, not bail him out.

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Melayia 14

And you did this why? Doesn't seem like your problem to me.

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jack67_fml 14

My ex weds, are still friends at the least, my parents are divorced and they get along just fine, just be some couples split up for at mean they hate each other

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tantanpanda 26

yea, it was kind of OP's fault for feeling the need to "have to" bail out her ex.

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Solano2580 24

Maybe she has to pay Alimony/Child Support and he struck a deal with her or something

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JMichael 25

16 that was the most incoherent thing I have a ever read

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1animalallover 16

39, From my interpretation I think they were saying that just because some couples split up doesn't mean that they hate each other

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I_Bite 22

My ex is my best friend (we even still live together though I'm guessing that isn't the cas for OP) I'd bail him out of jail if he asked, however I'd do it because I'd want to not "have to" but if he had another serious partner I would advise him to come clean with her. These things have a way of getting out and she'll be more pissed if she finds out on her own than if he told her

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Dave_Davington 33

I assume you had a very good reason for actually doing it... Right?

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bigred6693 12

You're a very sad person... And so is he... Why did you ever break up?

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Blackbiker_fml 7

No, it's the other way around actually. OP is a very cool person for being so generous and her ex obviously has a tiny pecker and a giant wuss.

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Steffi3 40

So? Sounds like his problem..

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GeekGoddess1337 9

You didn't "have" to do anything. It's his fault he was in jail in the first place.

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brownapple 22

Why would you do that? If he's done something that wrong she should know about it.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Why is this an FML on your part? You weren't forced to bail him out and he obviously deserved whatever he was in there for. You're hurting his wife too by keeping that from her. Nobody made you bail him out, so you did this to yourself. YDI

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