Turn me on

By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States

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Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
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Calingaladha 21

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

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cksmith51 14

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

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Jowisee 29

Sounds like he's got a bit of an ego problem to me. Does he think he's the only one who should be getting off?

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1dvs_bstd 41

Is his name Kanye West by any chance?

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Lalala579121 27

I'ma let you finish but... wait no I'm not.

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a1_z9 10

Maybe I've heard too many horror stories but I'd watch out for his controlling ways getting worse, it's not worth staying with someone who consistently makes you feel like you're doing things wrong.

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rayje0423 3

usually that's what I shoot for when I sext...no pun intended...or should there be?

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chosha_fml 26

For most sexting long distance couples, that would actually be the goal.

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Catdragon 40

what did he expect to happen? that you would play a board game or something? it's called sexting for a reason.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

so he got mad because he turns you on? what the heck does he think sexting is all about? I'm sorry OP but your bf isn't that smart.

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