Twisted tenderness

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 16:00

Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
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mike3775 35

So wait, you want to kick his ass for being on a dating app, that you also were on. But since you quit and deleted it, you still want to kick his ass? Makes zero sense. Why not admit the truth to him, and try to work out the issues that drive the both of you to potentially cheat on each other, or simply admit the truth and both go file for divorce?

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RichardPencil 30

Do you like piña coladas? Getting caught in the rain? Are you not into health food? Do you have half a brain?

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dragonladiesfire 19

Wouldn't that make you a hypocrite though? If you were to kick his ass for being on a dating app that you also were on?

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Jennij717 4

Just say one of your friends found his profile. But since you were in the app too, you have no right to be mad or judge. Maybe this is an opportunity to communicate about why you are both on there. Could be a make it break it situation.

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Mysterious_one 26

screenshot his profile , tell him one of your single friends found him on that dating app and shared the profile with you, viola.. problem solved

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NotFlippinFunny 6

The most entitled BS I ever heard. File for divorce, you're entirely too toxic, and both of you are idiots.

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