Twit to who

By Hooty - 02/09/2015 21:52 - United States - Groveton

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Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML
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Coland 19

Your aunt seems like a real night owl.

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cutiepop8456 8

im so sorry OP! i have awful miganes too! your aunt is being a disturbance and must be annoying! i hope it dosent happen again!

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91hayek 31

When you see her next time, ask for your letter from Hogwarts.

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pete9913 23

You'll never be able to un-hear that now. Every time you see her...

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rainbowsRlove 15

umm invest in some headphones and prepare for an awkward conversation.

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orsombre_fml 11

"It is am amazing how sounds can port at night. Yesterday night I opened my window and guess what, Auntie? Some of our neighbors were having fun!"

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daddysgirl243 21

good luck looking her in the eye from now on

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ChaiseT 16

If you have a migraine, doesn't sound make it more sensitive?

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leogachi 15

@23 Yes it does. I believe Op had an awful headache, but no way in hell do I believe she had a migraine.

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smokecloud_ 37

I was kinda wondering the same thing. There's a difference between a bad headache and a debilitating migraine. I get both. With a headache I can function. With a migraine, I'm bed ridden and can't deal with light or sounds and I definately would not be able to get up to investigate an owl.

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