Miscellaneous: Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom...

By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 661

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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You deserved it 1 373

By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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You deserved it 2 390

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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You deserved it 109

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 925

You deserved it 1 647

I keep mine hidden

By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00

Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML

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You deserved it 127

By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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You deserved it 2 704

Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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You deserved it 3 342

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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You deserved it 4 398

ashleynonymous 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

On the plus side, your medical bills no longer have to come out of your college fund!

diemileyjk 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

haha ur momma's a playa XD

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BangOut 2

Friday 1 January 2010 23:04

maybe free pr0n tonight too?

Reyo 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:25

You live in France. You don't even have to walk down the street to see THAT happening.

WastingMyTime 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:32

Hahaha totally agree ^

Kylias 6

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:11

Your mom making out with a doctor?

Ohmar 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:20

haha good one!!!!

ashleynonymous 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

On the plus side, your medical bills no longer have to come out of your college fund!

diemileyjk 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:06

haha ur momma's a playa XD

WTSchool 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 3:36

What the f....? You have the worst mother....

ohheykiwi 2

Friday 1 January 2010 23:10

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esaveme 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 11:09

Or *****

EmMaz9457 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:13

ahaha nice mom now u no how how the bills are payed!

doggywoop 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:16

Aww that sucks! maybe you have a new daddy in the works.

Cyrus00 41

Monday 28 December 2015 3:55

Who's a doctor! I see expensive gifts in the future

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:21

your moms good! maybe you can learn her tricks and hit on nurses..

ElloJello123 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:26

ur mothers a *****.

Towelie_31 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:04

lol you're a real straight shooter

tiffany20090 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:13

okay is your mom married if she is than she is a bitch not to be rude. and if she isn`t than your mom knows how to get around

hannanna 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:27

haha how old is your mom??

ohhoho 2

Friday 1 January 2010 23:28

D': I don't usually like calling 'fakes' but do things like this happen in real life @@?

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Sad but true

A mother's love…

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Leave me alone

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