Geek and Miscellaneous: Twitter = Spoiler Land - FML

Twitter = Spoiler Land

By Adam Daniel - 06/11/2017 19:19

Today, I posted a blurb on Twitter about why I couldn’t watch tonight’s episode of my favorite show until 3 hours after it airs. Apparently, tonight’s episode had a plot twist 7 years in the making. Everyone spoiled it for me. FML

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Adam Daniel 20

Monday 6 November 2017 7:40

It just had said “so and so replied to your Tweet” so I hit it and it was spoilers

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laurellkawes 31

Monday 6 November 2017 6:49

Rule #1 when watching an episode of your favorite show late, never tell anyone or else they troll you with what happened.

corky1992 33

Monday 6 November 2017 6:36

Probably should have avoided the internet and people until you could watch it.

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tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 7 November 2017 0:47

Rule #1 of Avoiding Spoilers: NEVER go on the internet!

yeongji 31

Tuesday 7 November 2017 3:37

Avoid certain sites and social media that might contain spoilers whenever it comes to television shows. That is what I do whenever I am unable to watch an episode of a show the moment it airs.

Syllyme 10

Tuesday 7 November 2017 6:48

Was I️t TwD?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 8 November 2017 14:17

I learned that lesson the hard way myself. If you have to watch something late, avoid social media sites at all cost, and exercise caution when checking your email.

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