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I would sniff out all my options before making any sudden moves.
*Loud fart is heard* "Oh, hi, dad!"
*slightly quieter fart* “I’m doing alright. How about you?”
Why? You’re just going to have to start over matching each new person to the sound and smell of their farts. Unless you are going to live alone, in which case the name that fart game gets pretty easy.
What about yours?
You have a gift.
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I would sniff out all my options before making any sudden moves.
*Loud fart is heard* "Oh, hi, dad!"