Kids: Uggo

Uggo

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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You deserved it 3 110

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By ugly? - 20/09/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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swagstatic 16

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:27

You should of said "yeah, you're right, I guess you have a shot of getting a boyfriend"!

aireeahna 23

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:26

Don't worry OP, eventually the ugly duckling will turn into a beautiful swan (:

Comments

underthesea12 24

Saturday 27 December 2014 7:57

I am sure you have a great personality.

DarksideDoll 31

Saturday 27 December 2014 8:30

Kids say the darnedest things.

garretto185 22

Saturday 27 December 2014 10:06

I'm sure you will find someone who disagrees with her! :)

BoaNikolaos 14

Saturday 27 December 2014 11:03

Kids have quite a imagination but usually they are smart and maybe even right.... In this case... They probably are ;) kappa

samantha236le 17

Saturday 27 December 2014 11:10

She's your little sis :) My little brother insults me everyday and I have gotten used to ignoring him. It's a skill you should master.

WattledParsley 11

Sunday 28 December 2014 2:40

Thats depressing.

ehllychan 10

Saturday 27 December 2014 11:22

I don't know what you look like, so I can't say you're definitely pretty, but if she came out of nowhere and said that for no reason, it's pretty possible she was just teasing you and doesn't actually think you're ugly.

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Saturday 27 December 2014 13:01

Sounds like family. Lol.

annie3217 7

Saturday 27 December 2014 13:48

Just tell her "yeah, tell yourself that" and walk off

metalcrazed 21

Saturday 27 December 2014 14:48

No matter what you look like you can get a boyfriend. There are plenty of average looking people in the world. All you need if you really want a guy is to find one with similar interests. I have known some very ugly people who are married or in long term relationships.