School, Education and Teenagers: Uh-oh…

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By jlol - 05/03/2015 14:32 - United States

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2015 17:48

That's a great way to open an investigation on your household. Good job OP.

djurmel89 30

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:49

Oh you totally deserve this. But nice to know your school reacts and questions you right away.

Comments

IWishIWasObama 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:13

Abuse jokes, gotta love em

LeopardRose_fml 16

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:19

That is a horrible joke, why would you even?

CoolCookie210 22

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:19

That's not even remotely funny.... Shame on you for joking about domestic abuse when there are so many real cases out there

i8cake 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:23

Attention hog + bragging about it on fml... Stay Classy my friend!

CoolKidLizzy 12

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:24

Child abuse.... Fuuuun.... (Please note sarcasm)

kddjch 7

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:26

You are an idiot

Callmeseansaur 9

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:27

Because child abuse is so hilarious. I'm just glad your school has the proper procedures in place to deal with something like that if it actually does happen.

russfml 31

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:34

You can't cure stupid and a lot of other things in your case OP

TisAPenguin 16

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:39

What the hell? You can really get your dad in trouble playing stupid games like that. Not to mention you just made a mockery of anyone who's ever actually been abused at home. What an ass.

o76923 8

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:45

Ha ha, you made it more difficult for genuinely abused kids to gather the courage to come forward or be taken seriously when they do. That's hilarious. No wait, the other thing. That's appalling.