Miscellaneous: Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping...

By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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You deserved it 96

By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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arms_akimbo 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:38

Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

nickdaniels 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:37

And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...

Comments

Girlssuck 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:26

Whatever it was an accident no big deal I one punched my principal in the face and had to go to all boys school

skaterblue12 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:15

that's why you're gay

nickdaniels 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:37

And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...

nilly2323 10

Monday 16 September 2013 5:28

That's a pretty big deal if you ha to switch schools

notfat14 18

Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:27

You must be hard

arms_akimbo 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:38

Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

ToastedOats 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 7:58

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

marsrover12 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:25

I'm 12

blondie107 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 4:35

You're way too young to be on here !!

sniperpie 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:00

Our lunch is just a highly controlled feeding period in which you may not leave the designated area. Violators are suspended for a week. Or it is in High School anyway.

Orion_Knight78 10

Wednesday 20 November 2013 23:07

Really, my lunch is pretty much no rules in high school, leave the school and even leave town if you get back in time for class

jazzmin1997 16

Wednesday 7 May 2014 20:18

#74 yeah exactly the same at my school. Only freshmen aren't allowed to leave the school.

lifesneutral2002 6

Saturday 14 June 2014 19:50

lucky! my school is like prison. were not allowed to do ANYTHING during recess besides play stupid games like wall ball.

tepovre 18

Wednesday 31 December 2014 18:04

you're only 12 years old though..

quiksta 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:40

it's all good. they aren't allowed to touch you. p.s. # 12>11

quiksta 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:45

p.p.s. "that's called lunch in here in the usa" in here? where? the lunchroom of america? what's with people being such naive cave dwellers. do you all live under your own personal rock? is it impossible that things are done differently in other parts of the world? christ, look at the LUNCH TIME AUTHORITIES in the comments of this post. piss off with your tunnel vision style thoughts. sorry for the double post, your timer ran out before i could finish typing my rant. why is there a timer anyway? is there something wrong with being able to go back and edit posts later? too convenient?

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 10:18

seriously, it makes me embarrassed to be an American... the US isn't the only country in the world, what we do here isn't the code for all of man kind. sigh i'm disappointed. oh well

princessbloky 12

Monday 30 April 2012 7:10

The guys Canadian

hotdamn 0

Monday 2 March 2009 19:50

hahaha at #20

sampowell 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:52

why did your principal tap on your shoulder anyways...?

linzhart333 8

Monday 16 March 2009 20:34

wtf? RECESS? why are you on this website? this is inappropriate for children!

generationaliya 7

Sunday 14 October 2012 13:56

Not so sorry to burst your bubble, but OP using the term 'recess' has NOTHING to do with him being too young for this site. I'm 16 years old (year 11) and here in Australia we call our first break recess and our second break our lunch break.