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By jlol - 05/03/2015 14:32 - United States

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

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You deserved it 47 854

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 480

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 402

You deserved it 243

By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 496

You deserved it 7 491

By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 350

You deserved it 2 408

By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 600

You deserved it 32 267

By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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You deserved it 12 104

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 664

You deserved it 227

By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 493

You deserved it 1 513

By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 260

You deserved it 4 520

By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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You deserved it 17 400

EverestMelting 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:48

That's a great way to open an investigation on your household. Good job OP.

djurmel89 30

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:49

Oh you totally deserve this. But nice to know your school reacts and questions you right away.

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quinn1184 25

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:48

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Thursday 5 March 2015 18:15

i wouldnt of

mrmcleod 29

Thursday 5 March 2015 18:57

I wouldn't have.

sstahpp 33

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:11

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:15

none of your bee's wack #41!

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Thursday 5 March 2015 19:27

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originaljosh 11

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:28

#50 it went right over your head just forget about it

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:29

I know right? Because domestic violence and making a joke that could land someone in huge ass trouble is so harmlessly hilarious... mannn aren't those sorta jokes a hoot?!

quinn1184 25

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:32

who cares I'm number one! keep bitching it makes me feel good about myself

EverestMelting 23

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:48

That's a great way to open an investigation on your household. Good job OP.

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:57

Yeah, how dense can you get OP? You know how paranoid and protective our society has become. I feel bad for your parents who now have to put up with an investigation because of their idiot child.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Thursday 5 March 2015 19:41

Yep, and he's surprised they didn't think it was a joke. School admins should never assume such a statement is a joke.

djurmel89 30

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:49

Oh you totally deserve this. But nice to know your school reacts and questions you right away.

Welshite 39

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:50

You're that idiot who talks about bombs in the airport. I feel sorry for your parents.

Dimps94 9

Thursday 5 March 2015 18:08

Ditto

JMichael 25

Thursday 5 March 2015 18:42

Yea he's a smart one alright..as serious as our society takes things like that these days it's no wonder your teacher reported it.

JazzHandsFML 28

Thursday 5 March 2015 20:07

*gets pulled over* just don't take my weed officer! yeah that guy

El_Boxeador 14

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:51

You better watch out 'cause your dad might be coming for you after that stunt lol.

Joshery 14

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:52

Serves you right

singafairytale 11

Thursday 5 March 2015 17:53

Why on earth would you think that's funny? I can think of so many reasons why it's not. The main one being because those children who ARE abused finally get the courage to tell someone and because of kids like you, no one believes them and thinks they're joking. You're an ass and YDI.