Unconvincing
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada
The reason your son does not listen to you, ever, is because he has learnt that when you threaten to discipline him you don't follow through. No point in saying you will punish him if you don't and just laugh about it in the end. They are small, but they learn quickly what they can or can't do, and with who. He will test you for a few more years to come, and if you don't sort it out now, have fun when the kid is a teenager. And yes OP, FYL.
He totally doesn't take you seriously, and knows he can get away with it. You really need to practice your poker face, if all else fails a little tap on the hand should send the message
Teach him what the rules are, the Asian way!
Whip that ass and I bet he will stop that shit! That's how we do it in the south!
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Awee that's so cute. And disrespectful. But still sooo cute... Wait till he turns 13 it won't be so funny anymore. Lol. :)
This reminds me of the time my brother put baby powder down his pants and when my mom spanked him baby powder flew up everywhere and she couldn't help but laugh. Haha thanks for reminding me of that:)