Childlike

By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 20:01

Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
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booboo300 15

This sounds like me and my boyfriend, we take turns acting weird to each other so it balances out and it’s a pretty fun affectionate relationship

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Deanna Koenig 3

why in God's name would you marry someone like that? I married someone that immature and some brain damage and -$2 million later, I regretted it significantly.

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booboo300 15

This sounds like me and my boyfriend, we take turns acting weird to each other so it balances out and it’s a pretty fun affectionate relationship

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you should have been more specific.

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mskeptik 12

Not sure I understand the "he is 34" part. What difference would it make if he was 18?

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k4tn3t0 3

you didn't say what ~kind of attention....

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