Unexpected arousal

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Spicy
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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JoeGrant 12

Hey, the way they lay that meat on there, sexy as anything else.

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frozenfreeze 5

There's a reason it's called the $5 footlong.

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LogicWizard 3

Make that sandwich you naughty, naughty girl

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Leaynax 13

This disturbs me because I work at Subway...

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onedayinamsterda 14

it'd make sense if you were the one serving OP

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hermitknut 22

"But when she's buttering my baguette My blood runs hot and cold" I'm going to have Ian Drury's 'Geraldine' in my head all day now...

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unhappyhug 11

Understandable, subway is ******* amazing.

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Kolzard 3

I'm scared as I live just behind a Subway in Sheffield... *please tell me it wasn't Glossop Road...*

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zuixdoll 9

was it the roast beef

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whoracle_fml 12

It's must have been toasted, if it was that hot ._.

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FrankHotpants 31

Just be sure to practice a safe lunch and use condiments.

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