What goes up must come down

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 16:00

Today, when I wasn’t looking, my brother added 50 kilos to my barbell at the gym, which I obviously dropped right on my neck. I’m not sure what it’s called but the doc says I broke my Adam’s apple and that I'm lucky to be alive, since it could have broken my neck. FML
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MidnaLink 33

Yeah, that's over 100 pounds that would've attributed to (what I'm sure falls under) involuntary manslaughter. Consider yourself lucky to be alive, but I'd have him arrested.

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poopface82 19

This sounds like reckless endangerment. I know he’s your brother, but be prepared to sue (or whatever the equivalent is outside the US; I’m assuming by the use of sane measurements that you have different courts.)

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RichardPencil 30

I guess he wanted you to get swole or die trying. Is there a sizable inheritance in your future? Maybe your brother was trying to get more of your dad's booty?

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MidnaLink 33

Yeah, that's over 100 pounds that would've attributed to (what I'm sure falls under) involuntary manslaughter. Consider yourself lucky to be alive, but I'd have him arrested.

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poopface82 19

This sounds like reckless endangerment. I know he’s your brother, but be prepared to sue (or whatever the equivalent is outside the US; I’m assuming by the use of sane measurements that you have different courts.)

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