Unfairly branded

By jake - 03/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, every girl I’ve dated since high school has falsely accused me and spread rumors of me beating them, and of being an “abusive boyfriend.” This is now my reputation around this city. The one thing they all have in common is they each cheated on me with the type of guy they accuse me of being. FML

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You deserved it 150

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By randy - 16/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my cheating ex is telling everyone she knows that I'm a stalker, abuser, and manipulator. I was always there for her and was trying to talk to her. The other guy was the guy she lost her V-card to in high school. He deals drugs, and beat his ex, even her back in the day. She has nothing but praise for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 87

By LockandKey - 24/02/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 28 280

By ugh - 12/11/2014 03:31 - United States - Antioch

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 257

You deserved it 3 581

Fairy tale

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 20:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML

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You deserved it 336

Strangetown

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 23:00 - United States - Scammon

Today, I made a joke about an older girl looking sexy because she had messy hair and half makeup on and half off. My girlfriend of 3 years found it offensive and broke up with me, then later made up rumors. Now my whole high school thinks I got her pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 814

You deserved it 297

Wokescolds arise!

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 19:59

Today, my ex-boyfriend who is now transitioning to female, called me transphobic for dumping them, and now most of my 'friends' hate me and I've garnered an awful reputation because of it. I guess they 'forgot' I broke up with them because they cheated on me, and also forgot the fact that I myself am trans. FML

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You deserved it 1 703

Please don't!

By Alone - 28/12/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 519

You deserved it 8 927

By iTried - 28/01/2016 12:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 576

You deserved it 8 786

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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You deserved it 3 718

Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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You deserved it 3 072

ryan4723 24

Wednesday 3 April 2024 17:56

I think you’re full of shit. Quit trying to seek sympathy from FML.

noctsurreality1330 4

Wednesday 3 April 2024 17:40

Sounds fishy when they all accuse you of this.

Comments

noctsurreality1330 4

Wednesday 3 April 2024 17:40

Sounds fishy when they all accuse you of this.

ryan4723 24

Wednesday 3 April 2024 17:56

I think you’re full of shit. Quit trying to seek sympathy from FML.

HoboMeth 33

Wednesday 3 April 2024 18:18

I dont think they’re seeking sympathy. I think they’re simply fed up.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 3 April 2024 21:35

Stop trying to go such crappy women, pick a different social circle.

poopface82 19

Wednesday 3 April 2024 23:45

Either you’re a shitty human being who lies or you attract shitty people who lie. Neither of these is a good long-term strategy. I suggest therapy before you start dating again.

wrecklesswfire 3

Thursday 4 April 2024 5:47

you might want to do a self assessment

JuneBleeds4 17

Thursday 4 April 2024 6:32

This seems an oddly appropriate quote from Justified: “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.” Time to have an honest conversation with yourself.