Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 4 658
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Top comments

HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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nonamericandolla 6

THE CAT is the BOSS!

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demon_865 7

That's why you don't date a guy with cats...

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MsMeiriona 2

The cat might be that territorial. It happens. Time to bribe the kitty.

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dansco 24

And you have the perfect excuse for dump this idiot! It's the only pussy he'll be touching for a while lol

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747pc 1

Dump his ass. What kind of guy has a cat instead of a dog?

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atishe24 9

YDI for not dumping him for preferring to sleep with his cat over you!

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rillusion 1

that means his cat as in his other pussy lol

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thatonebach 9

Tell him to ditch the cat, and get a dog he can use and love.

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