Love, Cats and Animals: Unwelcome

Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

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Top comments

HahaHokayThen 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 9:06

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 22 December 2011 9:42

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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Taysia_Elice 6

Friday 23 December 2011 2:30

There is nothing like cat love.

mmm98 2

Friday 23 December 2011 2:36

today while having sex with my boyfriend he said stop kissing me and give me some pussy. FML

quitcryingbitch 2

Friday 23 December 2011 2:48

It must be jealous of the real pussy

hazumu_fml 8

Friday 23 December 2011 3:01

Sounds like it is time for a new boyfriend.

kaykay20 0

Friday 23 December 2011 3:17

Wow not just the cat but your bf believes your lower in rank too. That sucks

michael91605 4

Friday 23 December 2011 3:34

pussy is always right :)

samaroo0 0

Friday 23 December 2011 4:15

How does he even know what his cat wants?

801hxcwlakru 0

Friday 23 December 2011 4:15

repost. I've seen this FML before.

OinkOinkOink 4

Friday 23 December 2011 4:29

Sooner or later, he will figure out which pussy he can't live without.

sugercaneful 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:32

Haha okkk then

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