Love, Cats and Animals: Unwelcome - FML

Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

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HahaHokayThen 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 9:06

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 22 December 2011 9:42

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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haveachat 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 19:34

Since I am dirty minded, I'll just come to the conclusion that his cat gives him more action than you. Not FYL, why would you want to be with a guy who has more of a relationship with his CAT than you?!

hottiewitdamesse 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 19:48

At least hes sensitive ;D

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:40

Yes, I can see this happening. Yes absolutely understandable. Nothing worse than remarking and claiming back your territory after an unwanted rubs there nasty ass human orders all over the place. You go kitty! Rule your crib like a ninja!

Ariana2_fml 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:01

Shows which pussy he likes better

White_Knightspc 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:33

By cat he means pussy. And by pussy he means another girl. And by that logic, you got played...

stupidisntcute 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:10

Cats are more valuable then some whiny, needy, dependent girlfriend! Get over it the cat was there before you!

bubo_fml 10

Friday 23 December 2011 0:00

Oh the irony...2 ******* at hand & just 1 lil' Veinnie Weenie!

kayhay88 0

Friday 23 December 2011 0:08

But I bet your cat does...

blair_x 12

Friday 23 December 2011 1:31

I must be the hundredth person to type this, but... pussy whipped.

xoxPatrina 8

Friday 23 December 2011 1:48

I hope you dumped him...

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