Kids, Pranks, Awkward, Cops and Transportation: Very funny, ha ha

Very funny, ha ha

By anne - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my 20 year-old son thought it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:27

If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:29

that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage

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Bashley22 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 7:31

And that's what you get for driving around with your 20 year old son.

JokeMeister 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:24

He would pay. .... The ticket and more!

emilychloe 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:51

did you get a ticket?

lalagurl5 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:34

No duh Sherlock. The cops were right beside them

joramge 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:57

excuses, excuses...

fukthislife 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 4:08

LOL thats sumthing i would do :)

thnts25 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 0:39

considering he's over 18, wouldn't he just get in trouble? I don't get why this a fml

Czech_Zidane 14

Monday 18 March 2013 22:21

If I were you, I would think that it is funny to make him pay the fine for me. I would pay it and YOU, dear JOKER, owe me XXX bucks.

comment11111 39

Monday 30 September 2013 17:43

Perfect time to dock his pocket money. just for fun, of course.

deaddonkey 15

Tuesday 19 November 2013 18:00

Your life sucks but it was funny. What did the cops do?

Madrias 36

Saturday 1 February 2014 6:35

That's when you make him get out and walk.

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