Kids, Pranks, Awkward, Cops and Transportation: Very funny, ha ha

Very funny, ha ha

By anne - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my 20 year-old son thought it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:27

If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:29

that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage

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404wan 19

Wednesday 26 December 2018 23:57

looks like you failed at parenting.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 August 2022 4:03

You're driving your 20-year-old son around why? But I guess if he's immature enough to pull a stupid prank like that, he doesn't have the mental capacity to handle a car.

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