Anxiety, Insects and Animals: Wailing

Wailing

By katchoo - 03/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark

Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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You deserved it 23 902

By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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You deserved it 3 180

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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You deserved it 41 625

By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 5 960

Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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You deserved it 323

Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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You deserved it 462

By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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Draconium 8

Sunday 3 November 2013 15:33

Technically someone WAS being murdered. Spiders have feelings too. ;_:

kitkat2701 18

Sunday 3 November 2013 15:33

That must've been awkward to explain...

Comments

shinikageWolf 15

Sunday 3 November 2013 21:21

"Oh hi human, you look sad, it's okay" holds hand, comforting. "HOLY SHIT A SPIDER AHHHHH!"

MortenM 17

Sunday 3 November 2013 22:04

Yea. nothing better than knowing that if you get killed, tour neighbour will report it.

radetzkymarch 4

Sunday 3 November 2013 22:41

Just as I was reading this fml I noticed something moving in the corner of my eye. There was a huge spider climbing up the wall right next to me. And that wasn't even the first time. Once a spider fell from the ceiling, right onto my hand. I can relate to how you felt, OP.

justkeez 11

Sunday 3 November 2013 23:29

RIP spider

RomeoSucks 4

Monday 4 November 2013 2:18

Ten minutes later huhn

bibz715 1

Monday 4 November 2013 4:57

And this kids is how i didn't meet your mother..

yeongji 31

Monday 4 November 2013 5:22

At least this shows that your neighbours care and are not the type to act like nothing happened.

bella_bunz0415 10

Monday 4 November 2013 5:42

Did the cops actually believe your story

rooneygirl420 13

Monday 4 November 2013 10:59

Oh wow I had a good laugh at that lol. I'm so sorry that happened to you though. I probably would have screamed bloody murder because of the spider too