Warm up guy

By Anonymous - 17/06/2020 08:08

Today, it seems that my four previous girlfriends all left me because they found better, more attractive, more wealthy, more interesting men. My entire love life feels like I’m the warm up act for the main event of other dudes getting laid. FML

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By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

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By OnTheReceivingEnd - 07/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I looked back on my romantic history: a marriage that ended when my wife cheated on men, four girlfriends who took advantage of me, and my first girlfriend showed up for my first date after putting on stage makeup that made it look like I beat her up just before our date. "Better to have loved and lost," my butt. FML

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By hank - 06/07/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, every time I go out with my friend, we get approached by girls. He’s taken, so he’s offered to be my wingman. Every time the girls find out he’s taken and I'm the single one, they tell us how they were only interested in him. I’m working my ass off trying to improve myself, and these are my results. FML

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Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML

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Today, the guy I had to let go because he told me he didn’t “want a relationship or anything serious” started becoming exclusive with someone else. This is the fourth guy this has happened with. What’s wrong with me? Why am I not good enough to date? FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By fred - 17/12/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, at the age of 34, I realized every girl since high school who has dated me, only dated me because they had low self-esteem or were rebounding. The second they found someone they thought was better, they would leave me. Will I find someone who actually wants to be with me? FML

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By Im so lonely - 16/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML

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By Sarai - 27/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, the man I love chose yet another woman over me. For months and months on end I’ve been trying to make him see that I would make a great girlfriend and life companion, yet he dismisses me and chooses other people. What do they have that I don’t? What do I have to do to be good enough? FML

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Sophie's Choice

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 04:01

Today, my love life comes down to a choice in loneliness: I can either be alone, because I never meet anyone these days, let alone an interesting guy. Or, I can go back to my ex, who I left because he made me feel alone while sitting right next to him. FML

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Izaik-wolfleader 0

Wednesday 17 June 2020 20:35

you should watch good luck Chuck. cause you sound exactly like him.

core01 30

Thursday 18 June 2020 3:41

More likely you don't show them you care in ways that mean something to them.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 17 June 2020 12:15

Your English is poor too. You can’t say “more wealthy”.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 June 2020 17:47

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you" -Jimmy Soul

Izaik-wolfleader 0

Wednesday 17 June 2020 20:35

you should watch good luck Chuck. cause you sound exactly like him.

Bec Carew 11

Monday 22 June 2020 11:40

I thought the exact same thing !!

EmmaMK 35

Wednesday 17 June 2020 23:29

Just remember, you were there first. They got seconds

core01 30

Thursday 18 June 2020 3:41

More likely you don't show them you care in ways that mean something to them.

DogStew 20

Thursday 18 June 2020 9:42

It’s the type of women you are picking. It has something to do with your childhood and family dynamics. Focus on yourself; work on being someone that deserves a good woman. We all make mistakes; we’ll even repeat those mistakes. Learn from it. Explore why you are attracted to that type of woman. Dig real deep. Then unlearn it.