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We need everyone on this!

By Lewis - 26/01/2019 19:30 - France - Paris

Apparently, there is an "I" in "I don't give a f..."

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Gofuckyourself 24

Saturday 26 January 2019 22:07

Minimal effort required 😂

cawsmom 3

Wednesday 17 February 2021 1:06

That's a whole mood right there. It can sum up a lot of people's whole year in 2020.

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Gofuckyourself 24

Saturday 26 January 2019 22:07

Minimal effort required 😂

cawsmom 3

Wednesday 17 February 2021 1:06

That's a whole mood right there. It can sum up a lot of people's whole year in 2020.

emmalou 19

Thursday 14 July 2022 8:26

That was lame & terrible on the ears

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Today, I tried to politely explain to my mother that I'm allergic to her laundry soap. She just called me crazy. I have been scratching for three days straight and my skin is almost all red. She refuses to buy anything else. FML

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Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

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Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing, "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall…" Before I could say "…asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML

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Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML

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Today, I got fired from my job after I wouldn’t lend my friend $1000. How? She retaliated by taking time out of her hands to compile screenshots of all my Facebook posts about talking shit about my boss and coworkers and e-mailing them to our corporate e-mail. FML

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