Love, Money, Weddings and Awkward: Weddings from hell

Weddings from hell

By happybride - 13/04/2018 01:30

Today, my wedding limo driver got high and forgot to pick us up, so the photographers gave us a ride back to the venue from the photo shoot. Three bridesmaids, a flower girl, and I, in my full wedding dress, had to fit in the back of the 1997 Toyota Camry. FML

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You deserved it 389

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 08:00

Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML

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By CapeRanger - 04/10/2009 18:13 - South Africa

Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML

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By KaRaBeAr24 - 16/03/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML

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You deserved it 115

Bridezilla strikes again

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 00:01

Today, as a wedding photographer, I had to explain to the worst bridezilla I’ve ever worked for, that on the day of her wedding she had scared my assistant so much that she forgot to put a new memory card in the camera, so no photos of the wedding had actually been taken. I’m now missing a tooth. FML

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You deserved it 565

By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2011 04:26 - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 7 798

By tim12345 - 25/07/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

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You deserved it 3 566

By mellbelle32 - 11/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

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You deserved it 3 499

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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You deserved it 5 717

By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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You deserved it 4 997

routerere 10

Friday 13 April 2018 2:45

I know that sucks OP but i think that this will be a great memory some time down the road. A big fancy limo wouldn't be anywhere near as unique a memory as this one. Sometimes it's the little curveballs that life throws at you that make it special.

Kenya Leopard Vinson 5

Friday 13 April 2018 14:51

Or, she paid for a limo, so she should get to ride in the limo. I mean, really. Her wedding day, her money, she paid good money, she should get the service. So yeah. Looks like you're the snob.

Comments

MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 16:59

What I don't get is why people voted YDI :/ You clearly have no control over the mistake that someone else made. Sorry OP. Look at it this way, years down the road it will make a funny story that you can look back on and laugh at. I hope the rest of your day was amazing! p.s. demand your money back and compensation. :)

Davros 12

Friday 13 April 2018 19:34

(sings) I was gonna pick up the bride, but then I got high. I was gonna pick up the groom, but then I got high. Now I'm jack.... uh NVM.

NicF13 2

Friday 13 April 2018 20:05

literally made me laugh

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 13 April 2018 20:11

I hope you get a refund from the limo company and they fire that guy. That's just appalling.

sunshine1421 14

Friday 13 April 2018 20:42

just a quick question how did you know the driver got high

hitmanoo 16

Saturday 14 April 2018 15:01

No room for an Uber in that wedding budget?

Cali 54

Monday 16 April 2018 3:48

There was enough room for a limo, it just didn't show up! Most of the weddings I've been to were out in the countryside, far from any possibility of taxi or Uber. That might've been the case for OP!