Miscellaneous: Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for...

By mellbelle32 - 11/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, my visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up and pay for my wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over for speeding and as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use my wedding cake money to bail him out of jail. FML

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By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

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By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 17:29 - Australia

Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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regenzie 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:00

Why would you bail him out? It was his fault, and that money should be important. Let someone else bail him out, or let him worry about his problems on his own.

ohJeeznotme 7

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:10

He could have sat in jail. Its YOUR wedding cake! He obviously had enough offenses if he got thrown in the slammer, he deserved it!

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UFCFIGHTER 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 15:59

Sux

regenzie 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:00

Why would you bail him out? It was his fault, and that money should be important. Let someone else bail him out, or let him worry about his problems on his own.

SweetieLish 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:27

I agree, let him stay in jail. I mean, unless he HAD to be at the wedding, let him stay in there and have one of his buddies bail him out of jail. Or just make him pay you back.

diet_otaku 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:55

exactly. serves him right for driving with an expired license. wedding cake > irresponsible cousin.

Tuckerr 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:12

depressing FML, i woulda called someone to pick me up then drive me to get the cake

armyofficerwife 0

Friday 11 November 2011 20:57

I completely agree. That was their mistake not yours. Your wedding is a little more important.

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Wednesday 11 March 2015 14:53

Why does everyone always feel the need to bail someone out of jail?

grlwitperlEring 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:03

It doesn't really matter If it's just bail you'll get it back...

ImAKlutz15 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 0:59

But it does matter if the wedding is coming up and she has no money for the cake...

samusfox 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:03

You shoulda just let him or her stay in jail...

ohJeeznotme 7

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:10

He could have sat in jail. Its YOUR wedding cake! He obviously had enough offenses if he got thrown in the slammer, he deserved it!

markssh 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:19

You get arrested for driving with a suspended or expired license, or driving with no insurance (no _proof_ of insurance just gets you a ticket), or refusing a breathalyser.