Embarrassing, Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Weird haircut

Weird haircut

By mylifesucks123 - 03/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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You deserved it 72 791

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By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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You deserved it 6 014

Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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You deserved it 3 524

By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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You deserved it 7 755

By John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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You deserved it 47 039

Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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You deserved it 6 379

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

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You deserved it 5 086

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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You deserved it 51 910

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it 36 633

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Hmmm, way to teach him how to make fun of people...

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:51

I have never seen anyone with a triangle head. I would probably do the same thing. :D

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Laz135 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 13:02

*Insert reference to Silent HIll's Pyramid Head*

Diamondlightbulb 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 1:01

My head's slightly triangular...

birchofacookie 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:44

I have like three friends with square heads. No triangles though. Somebody called my mother's backside triangular once... And, #99, HA

Easy_Target 0

Friday 8 May 2009 9:12

Now I'm scanning FML for the guy submitting that his life sucks because he has a triangle shaped head.

ilovemycats 0

Friday 8 May 2009 9:17

Ah... I see you're grooming your son to be a bully. Great parenting!

W0nderbread 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:39

LOL..wow, thats gotta be akward what did the guy say??

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:01

Wow. Thats really nice. Dont worry about it xD

Steph1234_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 6:36

Well, that was a mean thing to say about someone. You deserved it.

SwingSea 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:43

You suck at life, why would you teach your own child to judge people, your kid is probably going to be the bully in school and live a bitter life of constant judgement. People like you make the world worse and should NOT reproduce!!!

average_girl 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:39

even though 106 said it meanly.. i agree w/ him.. i could probably think of 5 ppl right now who r just like that! probably b/c they have horrible mothers... like the OP... well i guess some ppl just dont get tht not being polite is gonna get ur ass kicked.