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I'm not a tanner, but if I had to pick between a spray tan and baking my skin in a sun bed I'll pick the option that easily comes off in the shower versus the option that may make me look like a leather bag later in life. It's both a YDI for overdoing the spray tan and FYL because at least a spray tan is more responsible than tanning the shit out of yourself in a sun bed! At least next time you use a spray tan you can pick a lighter tone for your skin.
You can always visit MOTHERFUCKIN' DJAIS! You gotta be smiling, you gotta be dancing, you gotta be SHAKING THAT ASS!!!!
Spray tanning is HORRIBLE for your body and looks awful. If you really want a tan then get your lazy ass into the sun. I got one from doing my regular walks a few times a week for about an hour. You could easily get one laying in the sun at a beach or in the back yard.
Well.. considering the fact that suntanning could potentially cause melanoma, I guess spray tanning is a safer option. But YDI nonetheless for overdoing..
Did you know that there is a giant ball of free tanning spray in the sky that DOESN'T make you hideous looking every time?
Typical Jersey Shore (c) wannabes these days... you got exactly what you deserved. I'm sure its blatantly obvious by now.
Better to be cute and pale, than to look like an overgrown oompa loompa
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If you used any spray tan at all, you used too much.