By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You are walking alone and don’t take notice of your surroundings for 15 minutes. Embarrassment was the least of your worries. Not only are you increasing your chance of being a victim, you are increasing your chance for an accident.

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You are walking alone and don’t take notice of your surroundings for 15 minutes. Embarrassment was the least of your worries. Not only are you increasing your chance of being a victim, you are increasing your chance for an accident.

Your singing mustn’t suck. Or it sucks so badly, he followed you ironically.