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By Riley - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Riley - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
that sounds lovely.
lovely? bitch, you outta yo damn mind
44, 'ain't that a conflict of interest?
I don't see the FML. I wish my grandma would sing to me! :D that's cute, my grandmas a nun too so she needs to bring out the Jesus carols! (:
Not 100% certain on this, but can't a woman become a nun at any point in her life? So she might've taken her vows after having a child...
hey sister, go sister~
52 your body is a temple and masturbating is a sin, so I don't think Jesus would ever **********.
52 your body is a temple and masturbating is a sin, so I don't think Jesus would ever **********.
and 108 your a ******* idiot!
118, well, as long as you're not a tea partier, that's okay with me.
If she's a good singer it would be pleasant. If not, OP can just install a hidden camera in the bathroom and record Grandmother's singing and whack it on YouTube, it would be great.
Yeah, it actually doesn't sound so bad at all. I should probably do that as my morning routine!
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That's not so bad! At least they're religious songs. :)
Perhaps OP is not religious. And values her sleep. The only thing that's better than watching a sunrise is sleeping through it.
Surely if it's the lack of sleep the OP is concerned about, she could go to bed a bit sooner? Or would be tired enough to fall back to sleep once their gran's finished singing..? Just some thoughts.
well just get ear plugs so she won't have to listen to her grandma singing
iLazy, the Op might have no reason to stay up late either. :P
Yeah, when I was in high school my mom would blast Barry Manilow every Sunday morning around 7am. Not necessarily early (except that I had to work late Saturday nights) but I hated his music. I understand where you're coming from!
106: So people are not allowed to say what they think anymore? Freedom of speech, remember?
Your disbelief isn't the problem, 125. It's your hate-mongering.
125: Science and religion are separate topics entirely. It's like trying to use science to argue ethics. To say one disproved the other is sheer ignorance. Furthermore, stop spreading your hate and intolerance on the Internet. It's like a cancer.
Sometimes I start religious topics in some forum just to watch the flamewar. I'm a horrible person :(
125, agreed. religion is a made up filler for the unknown. since it's natural for us to be afraid of the unknown, religions were made to fill in the blanks of why we exist and how all living things appeared on earth. I think Darwin is/was a genius because there's no way a person created everything to perfectly work in cycles like it is today. evolution still occurs. disagree? we wouldn't live long enough to know ourselves. THERE IS ONLY SCIENCE
Hahahaha great way to put tht
lmfaoo cruel but true I like the way you think
so go into her bedroom late at night while she's sleeping and do the exact same thing! it's foolproof I tell you.
she would probably just sing along.
You gotta take big speakers into her room and play death metal
^ Lol, wake her up to a bit of Rammstein!
Just give her sleeping pills. She won't be waking up early anymore.
What about Chuck Norris?
Charlie Sheen says" don't **** with me" so Chuck Norris wen tstraight to **** his wife.
Oh it's just for a month. Suck it up and wear earplugs.
Roofies anyone ;D
But you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.
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so go into her bedroom late at night while she's sleeping and do the exact same thing! it's foolproof I tell you.
Now every night.. You can sing/blare your evil music. See how she likes that!