Welcome to Hell

By Riley - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML
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Top comments

victorioustunnel 0

so go into her bedroom late at night while she's sleeping and do the exact same thing! it's foolproof I tell you.

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jewels1877 0

Now every night.. You can sing/blare your evil music. See how she likes that!

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WiseGuy79 14

Earplugs seem like a good investment in this situation...

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crackz12 10

Yea i was thinking valuim

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jewels1877 0

Now every night.. You can sing/blare your evil music. See how she likes that!

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kyusake_huz_DAT 0

haha! satanic time! so its even! good and evil.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

There's nothing "evil" about satanic music.

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NoraT_fml 6

in old people eyes that music is the songs of "sinners" and your going to hell if you like it not sure if everyones gmas like that but mine is.

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barlessprison 16

Join her. Nothing sounds more thrilling than singing Kumbaya with your granny.

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sgtrobswifey 0

Enjoy your grandma while she's still alive. One day after she's dead you will look back on these memories fondly I'd hope.

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finalyearsofhate 22

I definitely agree. you're lucky that you still have her. you'll miss her quirky things when she's gone. enjoy the time with her while you still can.

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flipstar530 0

wow. why did u let her in in the first place?

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abby1029 8

welll i dont wanna start a fight or anything but what if her grandma wanted to stay u cant just kick her out...

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jordanprodigy023 0

At least she has good health OP that's what you should really be worried about

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jennt89 10

At least I'm not the only one who has a grandma that does that. :)

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ImaWiseGuy 5

now grandma you know the rules you can only sing gangster rap before 11.......

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Enslaved 36

When she dies, these are the memories that you're going to look back and miss about her.

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jess6blondie9 2

Aww, that's so true. OP appreciate the time you have with her. Make the best of it instead of being so negative. You'll end up having a good time. You could end up really getting to know your grandma with the month she's staying with you. Enjoy it.

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KaylieeJay 4

Sure this is what they will miss when she is gone, but missing out on a whole month's worth of morning sleep (We don't know if she works, has late nights because of school, needs the sleep etc etc) isn't a very nice thing if you're tired. Sure the grandmother is set in her ways, but hell, if I was staying in someone elses home, I would respect their sleeping patterns.

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