Welcome to Hell

By Riley - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 810
You deserved it 3 821

Top comments

so go into her bedroom late at night while she's sleeping and do the exact same thing! it's foolproof I tell you.

Now every night.. You can sing/blare your evil music. See how she likes that!

Comments

sarawwh 0

my mom does this multiple times a week, consider yourself lucky.

You have no idea what torture from a grandparent is. My grandma got here before thanksgiving, to cooknfor us, but she only thinks she's a good cook though she sucks. And asking me to do little things that even me dog could do. I've gone almost 6 months with that woman, don't you complain!

Don't take these moments for granted. Enjoy all the time you have with her. ...Reminds me of my grandmother, God bless her, who is sweet, cheerful, and loves to sing!

mikediesel42 0

so apparently ur grandmas black?

6:30 is not crazy-early! get up and go for a run or something. or talk to her about how her behaviour is bugging you. I agree with some of the other commenters on here. some good memories are being created for you. cherish her. you wouldn't exist without her, so go easy!

No one has said this yet, but look at it this way, for the next month she's your alarm clock OP

tom_es 3

My mother in law just left...time goes by fast.

Be thankful your grandma is still around to sing! I would give anything to have my grandmothers alive again!! I miss the way they sung hymns and did busy work in the kitchen every morning!! I miss my grand parents every day!

johnwhite29 0

stick a pillow over face and suffocate her she Will be dead soon anyway. You might as well help her on the way early. at last your be able to have a lay in from then on.