Mental health, Family, Sleep and Noise: Welcome to Hell - FML

Welcome to Hell

By Riley - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 810

You deserved it 3 821

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victorioustunnel 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:41

so go into her bedroom late at night while she's sleeping and do the exact same thing! it's foolproof I tell you.

jewels1877 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:48

Now every night.. You can sing/blare your evil music. See how she likes that!

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jCTY 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:20

your grandmother is an inconsiderate ****.

Nhk_fml 4

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:51

@92-WTF?? @18- >_

hplover32 18

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:26

enjoy every minute of it. I just lost my grandpa and I wish I had spent more time with him. thank God every day you have with her.

cheerXtreme13 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:46

be happy you have a grandma. i have no grandparents left alive. so suck it up and deal with it.

Bekll 31

Sunday 10 April 2011 11:31

I agree. I just lost my last grandparent a few years ago and just yesterday I thought about her and my memories of her. OP, don't take what time you have left with your grandmother for granted!

letslivelife 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:02

praise God in all things: amen sister

geminiTwin4 3

Sunday 10 April 2011 5:48

wow sorry OP that sucks, old people can be crazy

Viciousvixen_21 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:34

my grandpa does the same shit. good thing I moved out asap

SNL 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:55

ugh I hate when my Gma comes to visit she hangs her underwear on the shower rails o.O

wriptidez 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 12:06

eenjjoyyyyy

yougotBryanna 3

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:02

lmao, my grandma does the same thing!

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