Well, that was a waste of time and money…

By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 00:00 - Australia

Today, instead of waking up positively and full of energy like I was expecting, I woke up with a whopper of a migraine, and could barely get out of bed. The only reason I expected something different is because yesterday I got hypnotised to think that. FML
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reetuuw 3

go to the ******* doctor and not a hypnotherapist, you might have hypothyrodism or anemia!!!

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MidnaLink 33

So, was the expectation meant to be "something different" or explicitly "positive and full of energy"?

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MidnaLink 33

So, was the expectation meant to be "something different" or explicitly "positive and full of energy"?

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Yudith 24

I think the expectation was "not waking up with a whopper of a migraine". I wonder if hydration could help.

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reetuuw 3

go to the ******* doctor and not a hypnotherapist, you might have hypothyrodism or anemia!!!

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Crowned Sataness 12

if you remember being hypnotized, you weren't hypnotized

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