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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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loveandzombies 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:07

Maybe this will teach you to not flatter yourself...

mf_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:15

"hi, did you want my number?" ...hahaha, REALLY?

Comments

Amkii 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:20

Ha! That's what you get for being an assuming ****.

kildizzle 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:09

you are a *****

rgje 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:49

people look retarded when they wink. youre an idiot

Crunchy_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:50

I REALLY want to know what you were eating now.

Mr_Wong 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:41

Seriously, you just assumed that he wanted your number? How stupid are you? Normally you would ask "Can I help you?" not "You want my number?". Imbecilic moron.

hootersgirl09 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:50

Wow , you must think you`re the shit or something . That`s just a lil desperate there . . . TIP: Guys are turned off by conceited and vain girl . You also don`t greet a complete stranger with , "Want my number ." No one does that . But hey , accept this failure as a lesson, yeah ? xoxo, Kate :]

cdj 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:59

Not to be a bitch but you definitely deserve it for being so conceited. We all like to think the cute guy is checking us out sometimes but no one actually assumes it to the point they just give out their phone number. They shouldn't do it, but people look and stare at other people because they are weird-looking, have a cool shirt, have crazy hair, have extra-long eyelashes, or any number of random reasons, not just because they think they're attractive. I don't know how many FMLs or embarrasssing moments I've seen, not just here but everywhere, about how someone thought the guy was checking them out and they just wanted to tell them they had something in their teeth or their boob was sticking out. I would think you would have heard one of these and would be careful not to instantly assume, but if you just gave your number out like that, it seems like you may think you are above such embarrassing moments or got a little too excited and may want to slow down and keep your confidence in check. Confidence is a great thing to have but hopefully this incident will let you take it down a couple notches.