Food, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Well, this is awkward

Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 202

You deserved it 21 869

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 288

You deserved it 3 660

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 519

You deserved it 5 096

By dreamer2639 - 03/07/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 536

You deserved it 47 982

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 731

You deserved it 6 802

By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 020

You deserved it 1 375

Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 008

You deserved it 14 100

By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 474

You deserved it 6 858

By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 156

You deserved it 18 365

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By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 496

You deserved it 977

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 205

You deserved it 67 206

loveandzombies 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:07

Maybe this will teach you to not flatter yourself...

mf_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:15

"hi, did you want my number?" ...hahaha, REALLY?

Comments

Floridaguy81 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:55

Fine someone's gotta do it... If he isn't gonna take your number I will =P

kellster 2

Monday 30 March 2009 5:15

Epic fail for being so conceited! Who OFFERS anyone their number? If anything, ask for his, but don't just assume that he wants yours! If you had played this one right, it would have gone like this: he'd have come over to ask what you were eating, you could have told him, casually struck up a conversation, and maybe at the end of that, he might have wanted your number. But you went for the kill and, well, killed it.

wallythedolly 0

Monday 30 March 2009 6:23

someone looks at you and you assume they want your number...? you sound self centered.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Monday 30 March 2009 7:32

So...what were you eating?

Sarah_R 0

Monday 30 March 2009 7:40

Aw, everybody is being so harsh. I don't think you are a **** for offering your number. It's not like you were asking him if he wanted to bang you. I think it shows confidence and I respect that. I agree with #50. If a guy were to do this, it would be accepted. So OP, don't be discouraged by the harsh comments above.

annis_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:04

You WINKED? Who does that? You should never assume.

nomo_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:47

Geez, don't think so highly of yourself.

Mostskillz 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:57

Don't fret, at least you made the first move. Props!

HahahaThatsFunny 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:37

Well duh you hooker you don't think that every guy is gonna want your number do you ?

boywholovesrosie 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:51

I love a girl who winks at a guy it is so attractive. any women that shows confidence like that i would love to have their number. by any chance can i have yours? you sounds hot! ;). Also it seems like you have good taste in food call me some time 416 889 0950! ill be waiting