Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking,...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

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By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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By 4_and_20_blackbits - 26/08/2013 08:38 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

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By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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WinterPerfection 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

I can just TASTE the disease!

SkardeyKat 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:47

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

Comments

WinterPerfection 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

I can just TASTE the disease!

daysgoby902 6

Monday 21 November 2011 0:59

it does...

jizzwold 21

Monday 21 November 2011 1:05

Ya it does actually boost your immune system. The problem would arise if she has some horrible disease on her hand.

Meowingtons500 18

Monday 21 November 2011 1:22

Om nom nom nom.

gunmania0 12

Monday 21 November 2011 1:37

Sounds like she's been boosting your immune system too!

blackheart24 10

Monday 21 November 2011 2:22

Just stop Taking showers and say it's to boost her sense of smell.

DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 21 November 2011 2:41

Just inject her with AIDS blood and say you were helping "boost her immune system."

rawrriri 8

Monday 21 November 2011 3:31

I barely ever wash my hands. I haven't gotten sick in over 3 years.

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 21 November 2011 3:31

Right, so she doesn't wash hand before preparing food....so give her aids. Anyways, op, cook ur own food, problem solved..

CrizzyCream 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:41

That is still gros

blackheart24 10

Monday 21 November 2011 3:51

61- I think aids is a pretty good trade for not washing...

DJJuantioFresh 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:41

AIDs weakens it, "doctor"

blackheart24 10

Monday 21 November 2011 5:57

Ooooo 76 nice burn. Props man. 50- torched!!

mystifisvt 4

Monday 21 November 2011 10:34

Yummy.

pyromania21 0

Monday 21 November 2011 12:19

dude no shit u dumb ass I think he was bein sarcastic and u missed it

DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:54

111- yeah. That was why I had quotes around the part about boosting her immune system...

rolltideonyoursi 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:08

exactly.

TwoZeroOZ 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 20:54

I don't understand how it would boost HER immune system... It would definitely help anyone eating her food... But then again, eating dirt will help too.

saxy1of6_fml 9

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:57

That's just gross

jdog1231 0

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

yuckshe needs to move out

Spoonz 4

Monday 21 November 2011 2:30

This feels so weird but... Girl, get OUT of the kitchen

Nutty4Muffs 3

Monday 21 November 2011 7:16

Ohh ho, aha-ha-ha.

zyperman43 19

Monday 14 October 2013 18:27

What did yuckshe ever do to you?

saIty 17

Monday 21 November 2011 0:47

Well we know who's not going to be cooking on Thanksgiving.

shrimp1234 4

Monday 21 November 2011 4:35

She planned it that way

Waggleton 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:43

It's the turkey, the turkey will not be the one cooking Thanksgiving meal because it will be the one getting eaten. Simple deductive reasoning my friends. Your welcome

LaughinStock 16

Monday 21 November 2011 5:05

77 your pic goes great with your stupid comment :)

SkardeyKat 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:47

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

bossroyd 4

Monday 21 November 2011 1:51

And it adds flavor

chickenwalrus 14

Monday 21 November 2011 2:04

with a sprinkle of possibility of incredibly infectious disease.

thebeautybleeds 17

Monday 21 November 2011 5:40

Exactly. She is boosting your immune system. You shouldn't complain until you get sick. :3 Though while it's her personal choice, and exposure does help acquire immunity, if you're not comfortable with it, cook your own food.

22cute 17

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:44

Typhoid Mary?

misslc 4

Monday 21 November 2011 0:48

Maybe it's time to start doing your own cooking...

GirlWithName1324 0

Monday 21 November 2011 2:47

And if you cant cook worth crap then.....Microwaveable meals are in isle 3.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Monday 21 November 2011 7:11

Microwave food makes you fat

rabbittboi 18

Monday 21 November 2011 17:31

98 - Ready to eat microwaveable meals may not be the healthiest choice, but they don't make you fat. Over eating and/or lack of exercise makes you fat.

CookieMonstr19 0

Monday 21 November 2011 0:51

Uhmm..time to go brush ur teeth! :)

x_KL_x 7

Monday 21 November 2011 7:25

You could try, have fun and let us know how it goes.

nc21690 19

Monday 21 November 2011 0:53

ewww id prepare my own food from now on and tell her what soap is........

EmAnRap 2

Monday 21 November 2011 0:53

Next time tell her youll cook. Go to the bathroom before hand and dont wash your hands lol

KunoKanashimi 3

Monday 21 November 2011 7:27

...But then OP would be doing what she was doing, it wouldn't effect the roommate in any possible way. (Except to 'boost her immune system' and the like.)

KunoKanashimi 3

Monday 21 November 2011 7:27

...But then OP would be doing what she was doing, it wouldn't effect the roommate in any possible way. (Except to 'boost her immune system' and the like.)