Love, Relationships and Cheating: What a catch!

What a catch!

By Ethan92 - 29/04/2021 01:59

Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 4 603

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 140

You deserved it 128

By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 803

You deserved it 2 429

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 550

You deserved it 4 925

Nerves of steel

By EdibleCape - 28/05/2020 23:00

Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 586

You deserved it 333

Pleased to meet y'all

By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 331

You deserved it 5 165

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 200

You deserved it 6 593

By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 938

You deserved it 918

Attempted romance

By ItRainedOutside - 06/01/2013 08:49 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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You deserved it 5 326

By Anonymous - 06/03/2019 12:00

Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her, and barely get to see her because of our work schedules… Only to see her there on a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 774

You deserved it 208

By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 699

You deserved it 3 356

MovieFreak1978 11

Thursday 29 April 2021 2:06

you are trash, and your wife deserves better

Emily Mariah 8

Thursday 29 April 2021 2:06

then leave her ? wtf . you sound stupid as hell

Comments

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 29 April 2021 17:04

Don't come here looking for sympathy for cheating 💯 thats what you're doing. Not your FML its your wifes

Xatraris 38

Friday 30 April 2021 0:30

You could do all that with your wife. Do the things that made you two fall in love to begin with. But I guess this new person makes it fun and exciting and she's somehow better. Face it, you got lazy dating your wife, it's become routine and now you're looking to fill that void. Instead of working on ways to improve your marriage you want to go cheat. Grass looks greener on the other side, but grass is greenest where you water it. Looks good now but if you get comfortable it's going to be the exact same thing. But, that's me judging from the outside. I don't know your story of why, but it is my guess. Still a cheater and you should just leave your wife, or her leave you.

theyellowgoose 3

Friday 30 April 2021 16:29

this, 100%!! you said everything I was thinking, and did it so well.

Ambrily 27

Friday 30 April 2021 1:23

OP, you sound like a giant piece of shit. Your wife deserves much better than you.

KaylaJo334 12

Friday 30 April 2021 5:40

Shit bag Steve is at it again

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 30 April 2021 8:23

You're cheating on your wife and you're looking for sympathy??? Are you kidding me?

tey21 15

Friday 30 April 2021 9:04

wow maybe stop being a p.o.s. and get a divorce so your wife can do better. I'm sure she would love to do the things you did with another woman today.