What a ******* liar, dude! What a *******, weaselly, little liar, dude!

By nohablaespanol - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanger

Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resumé, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

YDI. Why would you risk that?

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happylappy 21

Great thinking OP. Did it ever occur to you that you might one day have to demonstrate the skills you put on a resume? You most definitely deserve it.

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Shadow9876 19

Should have just kept saying "no entiendo" or "Yo no comprendo"

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CantTouchThat 29

100% YDI. You dumbass. Only lie on your resume on things that aren't so easily figured out and people you actually work with couldn't know.

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lucasjames22 8

I really don't understand why you would lie on your resume. that shit always comes back to get you. ydi

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