Thanks, I hate this

By creepingjennie - 05/01/2022 14:01

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to the flowering plant my passive-aggressive mother gave me for Christmas. I take two different antihistamines daily for my numerous allergies all year round, and my mother knows this is why I don't have house plants. She said, "You better not get rid of it!" I think she hates me. FML
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mike3775 35

So did you get rid of it? I would have, and would make sure my mother knew it as well.

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mike3775 35

So did you get rid of it? I would have, and would make sure my mother knew it as well.

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creepingjennie 13

I put it in my short term rental house. It will hopefully die soon lol.

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49_Donuts 13

Put the plant on your porch or somewhere outside. That way you are ‘keeping it’ but it shouldn’t bug you.

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RichardPencil 30

Get a plastic replica of the one she gave you and throw the real one out. If she detects the fraud, gaslight her by telling her that it's what she gave you.

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Doom_Kitty 12

Tell your mother that she should mind her own business?

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randybryant799 20

Oh for gods sake. Throw it away. Don't be ridiculous.

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Wadlaen 23

Sounds like you need to have a serious talk with your mother...

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Slim87R 7

Tell your mom you are getting rid of it. If she nags you tell her tough shit. If that doesn't work make a film of you tossing it out, pan the camera back to you and flip it the bird. Then send that to her.

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