Intimacy, Family, Weird and Awkward: What on Earth are you doing?

What on Earth are you doing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 16:00

Today, in a bizarre power move, my cousin flashed me her tits. I thought it a mistake and didn’t acknowledge it, until it happened again for much much longer. I was terrified. Prior to this I hadn’t even realized she had fake tits. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Awkward - 19/07/2012 02:15 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

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Like what you see?

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 08:08

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my cousin, instead of the girl who shares the same name. She liked it. FML

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You deserved it 1 624

Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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You deserved it 272

The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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You deserved it 283

The others were too polite

By #MeDD - 03/02/2023 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my cousin's husband ogling me at a party. I decided to talk to him, but each time he'd avoid me. Eventually I confronted him about staring at me; he then pointed at the front of my dress, my nipple had slightly snuck out of my low-cut dress. FML

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You deserved it 1 845

Freaked out

By anon - 07/02/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst visiting one of my distant cousins for the first time in years, she came onto me. After gently explaining to her that this was inappropriate, she broke down in tears. Whilst I awkwardly comforted her, she started stroking my inner thigh, apparently still trying to seduce me. FML

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You deserved it 137

By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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You deserved it 7 397

Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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You deserved it 806

By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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ODBeefalo 10

Saturday 1 April 2023 16:39

reverse power move... ignore it, and treat it as a joke if she ever brings it up for some reason. by simply not responding, you remove any perceived power (however little it may be). if it ever becomes a thing act like you thought she was aiming for some kind of weird prank or something.

Anderling 32

Saturday 1 April 2023 16:49

That’s sexual harassment, what the hell

Comments

Yudith 24

Saturday 1 April 2023 16:04

What are you afraid of? Does your cousin have sawblade tassels on her nipples? Will she turn her tassels around and chainsaw through tables to get at you?

ODBeefalo 10

Saturday 1 April 2023 16:39

Anderling 32

Saturday 1 April 2023 16:49

That’s sexual harassment, what the hell

JackWood 20

Saturday 1 April 2023 17:44

Show her your nuts

Iamthebanzai22 21

Saturday 1 April 2023 19:21

And the problem is?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 April 2023 22:26

How is this a power move? Does she know you're afraid of ****? If so, I can help. Meet me at a strip club and bring a stack of bills. I'll show you how to handle ****. And by "handle," that will be different if your bills are $1s or $20s.

Chiefanatic 2

Sunday 2 April 2023 1:17

Personally, I’d be a smart ass & tell her she’s got to do better than that to get my undivided attention. Just ask her why she’s flashing you her ****. You might not like the answer, but at least you can find out what is going on with her. What happens after that who knows?