By stewardess - 03/10/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I asked a passenger what he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked for mineral water. I was given a drug test when we landed. FML
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fuckedPriceless 17

Hard to understand accent, perhaps? I'm sorry OP, but at least it sounds like you passed and/or don't actually smoke.

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fuckedPriceless 17

Hard to understand accent, perhaps? I'm sorry OP, but at least it sounds like you passed and/or don't actually smoke.

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ktm71125 19

I agree, it's good to find a joke out of it, and not actually do it.

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Maccaroney 11

I find that being educated on the subject and a pro-marijuana, non-smoker get's people to listen to what i have to say on the subject.

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iAmPaul 49

#15 - find that that's completely irrelevant here, and that no one gives a shit.

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doctorhook86 24

#5: That's called "bong water", and it's technically not marijuana.

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ImTheAlpha 30

a very stoned person who gets their verbs mixed up?

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chinaski7628 32

There are pot laced sodas and juices that some of the medical marijuana dispensaries here in California sell. It sounds repulsive to me, though.

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cjwayy 22

I guess you could drink liquid THC. But it sounds disgusting.

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cdawg69 10

obviously your not a stoner..good for you stay in school

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dubb420 15

there is actually an alcoholic drink called marijuana.

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tacopandaroo 12

You can make tea out of marijuana as well.

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stillalive33 14

I'm not exactly sure how you get "marijuana" from "mineral water" unless you're lip reading

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Rozza17 29

#3 as #1 said, OP probably didn't understand the passenger because of an accent.

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sarah5745 41

Maybe his accent was different, so op didn't get exactly what he was saying

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Burna 1

There's a mexican brand of mineral water called, "Mineragua". So he was probably asking for that.

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FutureMatty 24

Sir, would you like some snacks with that ? lol

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Enslaved 36

Yeah, watch OP mistakenly hear him ask for a bag of penis vs peanuts.

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sarah5745 41

I'm not sure that everyone drinks marijuana..

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eaglerob 20

With 10 bags of Doritos, please

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DBShinigami_fml 6

He *actually* asked for mineral water. Just saying.

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breeaannuuhh 14

Oh? Oh did he? Really? Thank you for clarifying that, I couldn't figure that out from the FML.

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vikky538 28

when you are working in customer service industry...its your job to make sure what customers really asking... TWICE...

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Ichiya 29

When people go to a customer service person they should make sure they know what they are adking and say it clearly.

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laden_swallow09 34

Though the passenger may have a heavy accent, doncha just hate it when people don't make the effort to enunciate their syllables? Just mumble and slur. The way I figure it, if you can't be bothered to let people understand what you're saying, then you don't really have anything worthwhile to say. Honest mistake on OP's part.

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LittleBastard 20

I hope you're joking. Half the time when I talk I mumble, and I sound like I'm talking clearly, in my head.

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moniqueee18 13

You must have been really high in the sky

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