Health, Gross and Kids: What's cooking?

What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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You deserved it 33 862

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By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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You deserved it 1 971

Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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You deserved it 904

By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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You deserved it 5 225

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 08/01/2022 05:01

Today, I went to change my one year-old son's diaper and it was a total disaster! He'd picked at his diaper and it came loose. There was poop all over his sleeper, and when I went to clean it up, he put his hands in it. Let's just say I threw the damn sleeper away. FML

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You deserved it 219

By Anonymous - 02/03/2019 14:00

Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML

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Mister_Grinch 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:26

It's called a light switch. Turn it on.

ellie1993 3

Monday 6 December 2010 12:19

you should be worried about your kid being sick. not your outfit getting ruined, because that is easily washed. o_O

Comments

SeleneB 1

Monday 8 October 2012 4:33

It may have been dark in the kitchen, but was dark in the rest of the house when you made your way to your child's bedroom?

xxtruelyblondexx 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 4:18

I'm sure you can feel the difference between a bowl and a strainer...... VERY different textures. FAIL.

Shazam25 7

Saturday 10 August 2013 18:44

Why not just let him throw up in the sink if you're already in the kitchen? Or take him to the bathroom?

scratchsticks 3

Monday 21 September 2015 16:53

trash bags

rorex 26

Tuesday 17 November 2015 6:04

Why would you wear a new outfit when your son is sick and puking?

gatorgirl7563 22

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:51

I'm sorry, OP. I really feel for you, but I have two problems with your story, so I had to vote YDI. First, why why WHY would you wear anything new and nice around someone who's puking, much less a youngster who doesn't have the mental cognition to aim his spew. Second, I can't believe that you picked up a strainer without there being obvious clues (that you should have noticed) that it was not a bowl: weight, feeling the texture of holes when you grab it or set it on your lap, it having handles.