What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML
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ellie1993 3

you should be worried about your kid being sick. not your outfit getting ruined, because that is easily washed. o_O

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outsidehitter7 9

why the hell would u wear a new outfit while taking car off a sick kid???

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xgetxbentx 13

ydi for not turning on the light? duh..

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anaiikatoumenos 0

I probably wouln't have turned on the light either if I were in OP's situation. the ligjtswitch and sink area are on completly different sides of the room. but still, I would have felt the holes all over the strainer.

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chilllls 0

so were to believe you grabbed a strainer and A) didn't feel the holes while carrying it. B) it may have been dark in the kitchen, and apparently the whole house because you did not notice it was a strainer once you left the kitchen. I'm calling your bluff. lies!

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labacanitaz 0

so i guess the lightbulb was just invented because he was bored .

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fewf 5

Wait so you didnt grab a trash can or make him sit by the toilet to throw up?

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dsypher 0

have you heard of this new invention called a light bulb?

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k9obsessed 5

Gee, maybe you should have turned the light on. It only takes a split second to flip a light switch. YDI for being stupid enough not to realize that.

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dayday08 0

let there be light. lmfao.

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