What's that?

By breebree-0 - 04/03/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML
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DocBastard 38

Did you think the mucus had magically disappeared? Where the hell did you think it had gone? "Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking." Dumbass.

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12vballchick12 5

In my opinion, it really blows.

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grahambertus 11

On the contrary, i think it's the bee'sneeze.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Just boogie on out of there.

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bubo_fml 10

At least it didn't wind up on your ham-booger!!

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yummylicious 5

I thought my nose was running, but it's snot it's snot it's snot

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aFreedom127 9

Uhhhh...you have dried snot on your shirt.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Now OP has to pass around fliers saying: "Some of you may have seen me walking around with what appeared to be dried snot on my shirt yesterday. Now I assure you it wasn't. My very sexy wife and I were doing a bit of roll play where guacamole was involved, and I never got a chance to clean up. Carry on."

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KiwiKitten 2

It could have been much worse, just think of it that way. But still, that's gotta be sucky.

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Goatinsfriend 8

If you think about it, almost everything on this site could be worse.

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KiwiKitten 2

True, but of all things that have happened on this site, this is practically nothing.

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Goatinsfriend 8

I agree, but still pretty embarrassing.

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Goatinsfriend 8

Which would be more embarrassing, no one telling you, or someone telling you straight to your face in front of your coworkers?

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LaColombianita 26

I'd rather have someone tell me. It doesn't necessarily have to be in front of all your co workers. He/she could pull you aside to inform you of whatever it is they're telling you. At least you don't have to get home and be like "oh my gosh I wonder how long I had that there for."

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Goatinsfriend 8

Of course it could be like that, too. Could you imagine getting yelled at across the room saying you have snot on your sweater?

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LaColombianita 26

Well that would definitely be embarrassing! But impressive at the same time seeing that they saw it from across the room.

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Goatinsfriend 8

Or just saw it earlier but wanted to an asshole.

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SiriusBlack97 17

I think I love you Wallace wells. I love SP too lol

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llamafish 25

Would be worse if you're working at Walmart and it's announced over the loudspeakers.

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sydie5 12

The exact placement of it is critical to this FML. To the pervert's eye; it could have been a hilariously entertaining sight.

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nofearjenshere 12

That awkward moment when your snot misses the tissue.

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ankoku 2

The awkward moment when you realize you should have used a tissue**

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coried91 28

That awkward moment when you read the FML again and it says they couldn't see anything on their tissue meaning they used a tissue...

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capslockisgood 19

If they used a tissue and the snot did not touch the tissue, obviously it missed the tissue.

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emeraldisle 30

I'm sure next time you'll check yourself thoroughly.

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DocBastard 38

Did you think the mucus had magically disappeared? Where the hell did you think it had gone? "Well shit, I can't find my car in the parking garage. I guess it's just gone. I won't bother looking." Dumbass.

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LiveLaughFML 10

maybe OP thought it had ended up on the floor or somewhere else? even though that idea alone is pretty gross, i suppose it would be better if it ended up on the floor rather than on your clothing (with the exception of cleaning it up, of course.)

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mmmkayyy 6

I was eating...key word, WAS. -_-

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LaColombianita 26

I thought people already learned not to eat when reading FML's... I don't even see why people get grossed out so easily anyways when reading some of these.. Maybe that's just me.

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llamafish 25

People also get turned on while reading them. Interesting bunch on here, I must say.

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kooochris1995 14

^ I'm one of the people who gets turned on reading them!!! Ohh crap, I wasn't supposed to say that out loud!

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Enslaved 36

Well, it had to have gone somewhere. You should have looked for it better. God forbid you just leave it on someone's desk or something!

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