Awkward and Love: What the hell is even that?!

What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:03

Welp, just cross him off the list. Luckily you only wasted one date with him. It wasn't polite what he did, but at least he didn't lead you on.

sarah6786 14

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:08

Tell his girlfriend you went on a date. It's only fair.

Comments

FezzesAreCool 18

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:22

Why would someone even do something like that

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:23

I know it sucks for you but try and reframe and think of it this way, you helped someone out who may have been having doubts about their relationship and in turn their relationship might have gotten stronger. Yes, the way he did it might not have been the most upfront and honest but I also think he didn't mean for it to be malicious in his intent.

Acik91 26

Saturday 9 November 2013 18:53

Oh, come on, it was just an excuse. I can't imagine that somebody would date a person other than their SO and honestly believe they are just reassuring themselves. It's a poor justification for what is, in fact, cheating.

JMichael 25

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:23

Ouch..

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:27

Didn't think of it that way, but your comment made me laugh. :)

ihearuscreamin 13

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:31

What a douche

anabuddy123 10

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:34

What the ****

nichollelovins 18

Saturday 9 November 2013 16:42

wow that sucks well atleast you can cross him off your list... how did you not know he had a girlfriend? sorry op fyl

alycion 38

Saturday 9 November 2013 17:04

I know when I was dating I asked if he had a girlfriend every time I dated someone new. Dates are usually where you get to know someone, so not knowing would be perfectly normal.